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A Routine Check-up

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A man visits a doctor for routine check-up.

During check-up he asks the doctor, "Do you think I'll live a long and healthy life then?"

Doctor replies, "I doubt it somehow. Mercury is in Uranus right now."

The man, little annoyed, says, "I don't come in here for any of that astrology nonsense."

The doctor replied, "Neither do I. My rectal thermometer just broke."


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