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Bapu Bazaar on a Saturday afternoon is a contact sport. Racks of bandhani, bolts of block print, one man with a loudspeaker selling bedsheets, and about four hundred people who all want to be somewhere else in ten minutes.
I went to buy two shirts. I came out with two shirts, one bedsheet I did not need, and a fairly serious argument with a shopkeeper about a hundred rupees.
The argument was not mine. It was hers.
I had booked a Call Girl Udaipur booking for the afternoon, told her the plan — shopping, an hour, nothing else — and she said fine, and then spent forty minutes doing something I had not asked for, which was negotiating.
She got the bedsheet down by two hundred and the shirts down by a hundred and fifty, and she did it in a way I have never managed in three winters: quietly, in Marwari, with a lot of head movement and no aggression at all.
Then she told me I had been overpaying for three years.
I had. I checked.
This is the part where I should say something profound about local knowledge, but honestly the profound part is simpler than that. Any Udaipur Call Girl who will argue with a shopkeeper on your behalf is telling you she is on your side of the counter.
The ones who stand there smiling and checking their phone are not on your side of anything.
The bazaar has a geography, and it is not the geography of the map. Cloth is in one lane, utensils in another, and the lane everyone thinks is the main one is actually the lane for tourists who have been told it is the main one. There is a fourth lane that sells nothing but school uniforms, and it has been there since before either of us was born.
I asked her how she knew where everything was. She said she had been sent to buy things since she was eight. That is not knowledge you can download. Udaipur Escort Service, done properly, is somebody who was sent to buy things when they were eight.
We ate at a stall afterwards. Kachori, two each, ten rupees a plate, which is not a price that exists in most of India anymore. She insisted on paying because, she said, I had been robbed enough for one afternoon.
Call Girls In Udaipur does not advertise haggling. It should. It is worth more than the two hours.
Now — the boring half of this post, which is the half that matters.
I paid cash, at the door, counted once. No advance. I had made that mistake once, in a different city, and I am not making it again, and if you are reading this and thinking "but they seemed so professional on the phone," then you are about to make it, and I would like to save you five thousand rupees.
Professional on the phone costs nothing. Anybody can be professional on the phone. The test is whether they will still be professional when you say "I'll pay when we meet," because that is the sentence that separates the two kinds of operations Suresh told me about.
Half will say yes. The other half will start explaining.
The explaining is the answer.
I walked home through the bazaar with two shirts, one bedsheet, and a small amount of shame about the last three years of shopping, which had apparently been a form of charity.
Two things about money, since we are on the subject, and both of them matter.
First, the rate for an afternoon is not the rate for an evening, and anybody who quotes you the same number for both has not thought about it. Second, the rate is not a starting point for a negotiation, whatever the websites suggest. A flat number, accepted once, is a professional relationship. A long negotiation is a rehearsal for a bad evening, because the person you are negotiating with has now learned that your price is whatever you can be worn down to.
I have watched a friend spend twenty minutes getting four hundred rupees off and then spend the evening being treated exactly as well as he had paid for. He complained about it afterwards. I said nothing, because I am not that sort of friend.
The bedsheet has survived eleven washes. The shops near the brass elephant lane sell better cloth than the ones with the loudspeakers. Nobody tells you that. Now somebody has.
One last thing. She called the next day to ask whether the shirts had shrunk. They had not. Nobody else has ever done that.
The bedsheet is on my bed now. It is a good bedsheet. It was worth the argument.