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Santa Bhaga-Bhaga Hotel Ke Manager Ke Pass Aya Aur Chillata Hua Bola: Jaldi Chalo, Meri Biwi Khidki Se Kud Kar Jaan Dena Chahti Hai.

Manager: Toh Tumhe Samjhana Chahiye, Tumhari Biwi Hai... Main Kya Kar Sakta Hun?

Santa: Oye Kamine, Vo Khidki Khul Nahin Rahi Hai.

Santa Ne Bus Mein Ek Ladki Ko Chhed Diya.
Ladki: Tumhare Ghar Mein Maan-Behen Nahi Hai Kya?
Santa Bholepan Se: Kya Pata Ji, Mein Toh Subah Se Ghar Se Bahar Hoon.

Santa Apni Job Ke Liye Ek Company Mein Interview Dene Gaya.
Interviewer Ne Santa Se Puchha: Landline Aur Cellphone Mein Kya Farak Hai?
Intelligent Answer By Santa: Landline Mein Number Ungliyon Se Dial Karna Padta Hai Aur Cellphone Mein Anguthe Se.

Ek Baar Santa Ki Biwi Jeeto Ne Bade Pyar Se Santa Ko Bola: Suno ji, Vo Teen Shabd Kaho Na... Jinhe Sunkar Mujhe Dil Se Khushi Mehsoos Hoti Hai.
Santa: Galti Meri Thi.

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